Heart Eyes (2025)

Movie · 2025 · Horror, Romance, Comedy · 1h 37m · R · English

Curator score: 1.6/10 (290.6K ratings)

No couple is safe.

Overview

When the "Heart Eyes Killer" strikes Seattle, a pair of co-workers pulling overtime on Valentine's Day are mistaken for a couple by the elusive couple-hunting killer. Now, they must spend the most romantic night of the year running for their lives.

Ratings

Director

Josh Ruben

Production

Spyglass Media Group, Divide / Conquer, Screen Gems, Prime Link Media PLM

Cast

Olivia Holt, Mason Gooding, Michaela Watkins, Devon Sawa, Jordana Brewster, Gigi Zumbado, Yoson An, Alexander Walker, Lauren O'Hara, Latham Gaines, Alex McColl, Amy Workman, Karlton Laing, Kali Kopae, Madeleine McCarthy, Gary Young, Alaina Wilks, Joseph Wycoff, Molly Curnow, Kaylim Miller

Where to watch

Netflix

Curator Review

Verdict

A cheeky Valentine’s Day slasher-romcom with a strong premise and a playful, crowd-pleasing tone, but the execution is more hit-or-miss than the concept suggests. It works best as a light, self-aware genre mashup rather than a sharp horror-comedy or a satisfying romance.

Best for

  • Viewers who like horror-comedy hybrids
  • Fans of holiday-themed slashers
  • People in the mood for a breezy, date-night-friendly gorefest
  • Audiences who enjoy self-aware genre jokes

Skip if

  • You want genuinely scary horror
  • You need a tightly plotted mystery
  • You dislike broad comedy in slashers
  • You’re hoping for a sincere romance

Overview

Heart Eyes has a very clean hook: a killer targeting couples on Valentine’s Day, with two co-workers forced into the crosshairs because everyone assumes they’re dating. That setup gives the movie an easy engine for banter, mistaken-identity comedy, and a steady stream of romantic-horror irony. It’s the kind of premise that can carry a movie a long way even when the script is only moderately sharp.

Worth noting

The film’s appeal is mostly in its tone. It aims for a glossy, jokey, crowd-pleasing blend of rom-com beats and slasher mechanics, and it usually lands when it leans into that absurdity. The violence is more playful than brutal, and the movie seems happiest when it’s riffing on dating culture, PDA, and the ridiculousness of holiday romance.

Bottom line

What keeps it from being a full-throated recommendation is that the balance never quite locks in. The comedy can feel broad, the scares are fairly lightweight, and the romance is more a structural device than an emotional payoff. Still, if you’re open to a Valentine’s Day genre mashup that knows exactly what it is, it’s an easy watch with enough personality to recommend in the right mood.

Top Letterboxd reviews

Eva (1★) · 5947 likes

Somehow they both gave señorita awesome

CinemaFan007 (4★) · 5772 likes

I think it’s extremely homophobic that bro didn’t kill a single gay couple in this movie. Like are we not good enough for him?

noen (2.5★) · 4577 likes

Me with that one couple who talks during a movie at the cinema

haley (3.5★) · 3733 likes

a hallmark movie taken over by kinky scream fans and i mean that in the best way possible

nolan (3.5★) · 2765 likes

title also applies to me watching mason gooding

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Topics

horror-comedy, rom-com, slasher, holiday horror, dating satire, mistaken identity, campy, light gore, ensemble chase, Valentine's Day

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