Honey Don't! (2025)

Movie · 2025 · Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Thriller · 1h 29m · R · English

Curator score: 0.5/10 (248.2K ratings)

She only has two desires, and one of them is justice.

Overview

Honey O'Donahue, a small-town private investigator, delves into a series of strange deaths tied to a mysterious church.

Ratings

Director

Ethan Coen

Production

Focus Features, Working Title Films

Cast

Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, Lera Abova, Jacnier, Gabby Beans, Talia Ryder, Charlie Day, Kristen Connolly, Josh Pafchek, Don Swayze, Lena Hall, Alexander Carstoiu, Kale Browne, Christian Antidormi, Billy Eichner, Kinna McInroe, Sean J. Dillingham, Jude Atencio, Sean Philip Glasgow

Where to watch

Netflix, Netflix Standard with Ads

Curator Review

Verdict

A stylish premise and a strong cast can’t overcome the sense of a movie that keeps changing its mind about what kind of story it wants to tell. The result plays more like a shaggy, undercooked riff on noir and small-town corruption than a satisfying mystery or comedy.

Best for

  • Viewers who enjoy messy, anti-plot crime comedies
  • Fans of deadpan performances and flirtatious chemistry
  • People who like revisionist noir more for vibe than for payoff

Skip if

  • You want a tightly constructed mystery
  • You’re expecting the sharpest Coen-style plotting and punchlines
  • You’re impatient with abrupt tonal shifts and narrative detours

Overview

Honey Don’t! has the bones of a breezy neo-noir: a private eye, a weird church, suspicious deaths, and a cast that should be able to make sparks fly. But the movie keeps veering away from its own setup, trading momentum for digressions and leaving the central mystery frustratingly underpowered. It’s the kind of film where style and casting do a lot of heavy lifting while the script seems to be improvising in real time.

Worth noting

There are pleasures here, especially in the performers’ commitment to the material’s horny, deadpan energy. The movie clearly wants to be sly, sleazy, and playful, and it occasionally lands a joke or a mood. But the tonal whiplash is hard to ignore, and the story never quite earns its detours.

Bottom line

For viewers who like their crime movies loose, unserious, and a little self-sabotaging, there may be enough atmosphere to admire. For everyone else, it feels less like a twisty mystery than a collection of promising scenes in search of a movie.

Top Letterboxd reviews

Adriano Caporusso (2★) · 10686 likes

Take a shot every time this movie abruptly changes plots, you’ll be in a coma

Yashley (2★) · 7647 likes

This movie really said 'Honey Don't'... and I should've listened

mary (1.5★) · 7516 likes

I know now which Coen brother has the sauce

vivien (1.5★) · 6143 likes

Oh, Honey! It was so painfully obvious that a man is behind that camera...

katyswend (2.5★) · 5746 likes

This was not very good but everyone is very hot ❤️

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Topics

neo-noir, crime comedy, mystery, thriller, small-town, church corruption, deadpan, queer subtext, dark humor, stylized

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