If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

Movie · 2025 · Drama · 1h 53m · R · English

Curator score: 6.2/10 (419.8K ratings)

Everything is under control.

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Ratings

Director

Mary Bronstein

Production

A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

Cast

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater, Eva Kornet, Ella Beatty, Helen Hong, Daniel Zolghadri, Josh Pais, Ronald Bronstein, Lark White, Laurence Blum, Amy Judd Lieberman, Char Sidney

Where to watch

Max

Curator Review

Verdict

A punishing, high-anxiety character study that turns maternal panic, medical uncertainty, and therapy into a full-frontal sensory assault. It sounds emotionally exhausting, but the craft, performance, and tonal audacity make it a standout for viewers who want something raw and uncompromising.

Best for

  • fans of intense psychological dramas
  • viewers who like anxiety-driven, immersive filmmaking
  • people drawn to thorny mother-child stories
  • audiences interested in darkly comic dread
  • fans of performance-first indie cinema

Skip if

  • you want a comforting or uplifting drama
  • you dislike stress-heavy, abrasive sound design
  • you prefer clear narrative answers and tidy catharsis
  • you are sensitive to depictions of illness, parental breakdown, or therapy conflict

Overview

Mary Bronstein’s return feels designed to leave a bruise. The film takes a familiar domestic crisis and pushes it into near-nightmare territory, using pressure-cooker staging, hostile interactions, and relentless sonic unease to trap us inside Linda’s unraveling mind. It’s the kind of movie that makes ordinary errands feel apocalyptic.

Worth noting

Rose Byrne is the engine here, giving a performance that has to carry panic, rage, shame, and exhaustion without ever seeming performative. The supporting players are used less as comfort than as friction, which keeps the film jagged and unstable in a way that fits its subject. Even the humor lands like a nervous tic.

Bottom line

What lingers most is the movie’s commitment to discomfort as a form of insight. It’s not interested in easy empathy or neat resolutions; it wants to show how caregiving, guilt, and institutional failure can corrode a person from the inside out. For the right viewer, that severity is exactly the point.

Top Letterboxd reviews

EinBen (3★) · 13829 likes

The Hamster to Lasagna cut was insane

joj66 (5★) · 12129 likes

The uncut gems for mothers

jwongdynasty (4★) · 11745 likes

What I imagine BetterHelp therapists are like

Karsten (4.5★) · 9582 likes

phenomenal , i’m gonna throw up

jonathan fujii (3.5★) · 8390 likes

Good movie! (i wanted to peel the skin off my face)

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Topics

psychological drama, anxiety, maternal crisis, indie drama, dark comedy, sound design, emotional breakdown, therapy, domestic tension, nightmare realism

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