John Carter (2012)

Movie · 2012 · Action, Adventure, Science Fiction · 2h 12m · PG-13 · English

Curator score: 1.4/10 (443K ratings)

Lost in our world, found in another.

Overview

John Carter is a war-weary, former military captain who's inexplicably transported to the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars) and reluctantly becomes embroiled in an epic conflict. It's a world on the brink of collapse, and Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.

Ratings

Director

Andrew Stanton

Production

Walt Disney Pictures

Cast

Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Mark Strong, Ciarán Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church, Bryan Cranston, Daryl Sabara, Polly Walker, David Schwimmer, Jon Favreau, Don Stark, Nicholas Woodeson, Art Malik, Arkie Reece, Davood Ghadami, Pippa Nixon

Where to watch

Disney Plus

Curator Review

Verdict

A big, earnest pulp adventure with real visual imagination and old-school swashbuckling energy, but also a clunky setup, uneven lead performance, and enough exposition to blunt its momentum. If you like sincere space fantasy and can forgive a messy first act, it’s more fun than its reputation suggests.

Best for

  • fans of earnest blockbuster adventure
  • viewers who like pulp sci-fi worlds and alien civilizations
  • people open to flawed but ambitious studio spectacles
  • audiences who enjoy classic serial-style action

Skip if

  • you need tight plotting and clean exposition
  • you dislike miscast or emotionally distant leads
  • you want a fully polished modern franchise starter
  • you’re allergic to heavy worldbuilding

Overview

John Carter is the rare expensive flop that feels less cynical than confused. It wants to be a rousing, romantic, old-fashioned adventure, and when it settles into that mode it has a surprising amount of charm: big creatures, strange politics, and a sense of movement that keeps the film alive even when the script is over-explaining itself.

Worth noting

The movie’s biggest problem is that it takes a while to find its footing. The opening is overloaded, the hero is intentionally blank but not always compelling, and the emotional beats don’t always land with the force the film wants. Still, the world of Barsoom is vivid, and the film’s sincerity goes a long way toward making it watchable.

Bottom line

For viewers who miss studio sci-fi that plays like a Saturday matinee on a giant canvas, this has enough spectacle and momentum to recommend. It’s not a lost masterpiece, but it is an underrated piece of pulp entertainment with more heart than polish.

Top Letterboxd reviews

Framesofnick (2.5★) · 1048 likes

John carter I hardly know her

Noel Mellor (4.5★) · 702 likes

With the heart of classic 80s adventure and a modern aesthetic, #johncarter did what so many have failed to do. It made me feel like a kid.

Matt Singer (2.5★) · 371 likes

Watching this for the first time since theaters my opinion remains totally unchanged: An extremely earnest and faithful adaptation of its source material about a guy who jumps around Mars like a human flea; with a deeply miscast hero (and I love me some Friday Night Lights so it pains me to say that) and a female lead who completely outshines him and steals the movie to the point where I remain mystified she didn’t go on to massive stardom.

karen h. (3★) · 289 likes

woola mvp

nick atkinson (3.5★) · 266 likes

Criminally underrated.

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Topics

space opera, pulp sci-fi, swashbuckling, alien civilization, epic adventure, old-fashioned spectacle, earnest tone, worldbuilding, action-adventure, blockbuster flop

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