Stand Up Guys (2012)

Movie · 2012 · Thriller, Comedy, Action, Crime · 1h 35m · R · English

Curator score: 0.5/10 (60.4K ratings)

They don't make 'em like they used to.

Overview

After serving 28 years in prison for accidentally killing the son of a crime boss, newly paroled gangster Val reunites with his former partners in crime, Doc and Hirsch, for a night on the town. As the three men revisit old haunts, reflect on their glory days and try to make up for lost time, one wrestles with a terrible quandary: Doc has orders to kill Val, and time is running out for him to figure out a way out of his dilemma.

Ratings

Director

Fisher Stevens

Production

Lionsgate, Sidney Kimmel Entertainment, Lakeshore Entertainment

Cast

Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Alan Arkin, Julianna Margulies, Addison Timlin, Vanessa Ferlito, Mark Margolis, Katheryn Winnick, Lucy Punch, Bill Burr, Lauriane Gilliéron, Courtney Platt, Craig Sheffer, Buster Reeves, Sam Upton, Yorgo Constantine, Keone Young, Weronika Rosati, Arjun Gupta

Where to watch

Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads

Curator Review

Verdict

A modest crime-comedy built around the chemistry of Pacino, Walken, and Arkin. The cast gives it charm and a few memorable moments, but the script is uneven and the tonal blend of melancholy, violence, and broad humor never fully clicks.

Best for

  • fans of actor-driven crime movies
  • viewers who enjoy hangout-style capers
  • people curious about late-career performances from major stars
  • audiences open to a flawed but watchable odd-couple/old-friends story

Skip if

  • you want a tightly plotted thriller
  • you are looking for sharp dialogue throughout
  • you dislike tonal whiplash between comedy and crime
  • you prefer crime films with real menace or emotional depth

Overview

Stand Up Guys is the kind of movie that exists almost entirely on the strength of its cast. Pacino, Walken, and Arkin make an appealing trio, and the film knows enough to let them wander, bicker, reminisce, and occasionally explode into violence. When it leans into their chemistry, it has a scruffy, late-night charm.

Worth noting

The problem is that the screenplay never quite matches the promise of the premise. It wants to be a bittersweet old-gangsters comedy, a revenge story, and a sentimental farewell all at once, and the seams show. Some scenes land, others feel like placeholders for a better movie.

Bottom line

Still, if you’re in the mood for a minor crime picture with a strong cast and a few genuine laughs, it’s easy enough to sit through. It’s less a lost classic than a watchable vanity vehicle that occasionally remembers how good these actors can be when the material cooperates.

Top Letterboxd reviews

Michael James (2.5★) · 127 likes

Just another strictly average meandering drama, that holds a few serviceable emotional touches and old days homage moments to the legendary trio of Al Pacino, Christopher Walken n Alan Arkin. Just for the cast. Nothing beyond.

Paul Schrader · 96 likes

Lionsgate sent screeners of Stand Up Guys with Pacino and Walken yet unreleased. After 15 minutes I had to shut it off. Sad. Embarrassing. To see great artists of one's own generation reduced to self parody.

morgan (3★) · 69 likes

The story was fun, the script wasn't that great but seeing grandpa Pacino run about causing mayhem was pretty enjoyable.

megan (2.5★) · 52 likes

can christopher walken’s pants go any higher??

chavel (3★) · 51 likes

Among the more entertaining old dogs on a last hurrah movies. Stand Up Guys is a tailor-fit vehicle for Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin that reminds us why they have been so good over the years. They share an all-night odyssey that doesn’t tire, and there are a surprising number of hooks that keeps the screenplay’s motors running. Fisher Stevens, the once unbearably dorky actor, is a surprisingly refined director who seems to know how to grease his… more Among the more entertaining old dogs on a last hurrah movies. Stand Up Guys is a tailor-fit vehicle for Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin that reminds us why they have been so good over the years. They share an all-night odyssey that doesn’t tire, and there are a surprising number of hooks that keeps the screenplay’s motors running. Fisher Stevens, the once unbearably dorky actor, is a surprisingly refined director who seems to know how to grease his… more

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Topics

crime comedy, buddy film, aging antiheroes, hangout movie, dark humor, late-career performances, nostalgic, road-night odyssey, mobster drama

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