The Baltimorons (2025)

Movie · 2025 · Comedy, Drama, Romance · 1h 41m · R · English

Curator score: 5.8/10 (22.6K ratings)

They found themselves. Together. In Baltimore.

Overview

A newly sober man's Christmas Eve dental emergency leads to an unexpected romance with his older dentist as they explore Baltimore together.

Ratings

Director

Jay Duplass

Production

Duplass Brothers Productions

Cast

Michael Strassner, Liz Larsen, Olivia Luccardi, Chris Strassner, Lewis Peterson, Rob Phoenix, Jessie Cohen, Zoe Strassner, Brian Mendes, Mary Catherine Garrison, Morgan Dixon, Drew Limon, Stacy Caspari, David Strassner, Marina Erickson, Mike Psenick, Michael Chandler, Spence Daw, Jesse Darcangelo, Julianne Wisner

Where to watch

AMC+, Philo, Sundance Now

Curator Review

Verdict

A warm, offbeat Christmas rom-com-drama with real tenderness, Baltimore texture, and an appealingly scruffy lead performance. It sounds especially rewarding if you like small-scale relationship stories that balance awkward humor, melancholy, and hope.

Best for

  • fans of intimate, character-driven romances
  • viewers who like holiday movies with a little bite and sadness
  • people drawn to naturalistic comedy and city-specific atmosphere
  • audiences who enjoy late-blooming, unconventional love stories

Skip if

  • you want a clean, morally uncomplicated romance
  • you dislike stories built around impulsive, messy behavior
  • you prefer big jokes or high-concept comedy over quiet hangout energy
  • you are not in the mood for a Christmas setting

Overview

The Baltimorons looks like a modest movie that knows exactly what it is: a tender, funny, slightly bruised holiday romance about two people finding unexpected ease in each other’s company. The setup is wonderfully specific, and the Baltimore setting gives it a lived-in personality that helps the film feel less like a generic seasonal confection and more like a real day unfolding in a real place.

Worth noting

What stands out in the response is the balance of sweetness and unease. People are responding to its empathy, its hangout rhythm, and its willingness to let awkwardness and longing coexist with charm. That makes it sound closest to the best kind of indie rom-com: small in scale, but emotionally generous.

Bottom line

There is, though, a built-in complication in the premise that may divide viewers, especially anyone sensitive to the ethics of a romance that begins while one party is engaged. If you can accept the messiness, this seems like a very watchable, very human Christmas movie with a strong sense of voice and place.

Top Letterboxd reviews

LetMeExplain (4.5★) · 651 likes

The Holdovers for the DMV

Kit Lazer (3.5★) · 497 likes

A warm, empathetic (dark?) (romantic?) comedy about saying “yes, and” to life.

PaulWHauser (3.5★) · 481 likes

I kinda miss this genre of film that explores human relationships with simplicity. It’s sweet and honest and relatable. Michael Strassner is extremely likable, in my opinion. Cool that he also wrote the film.

Katie Walsh · 305 likes

The most romantic movie I’ve seen this year. I could not have loved this more. It is begging to be an annual holiday rewatch: cozy and funny and morose and life-affirming, even sexy. Harold and Maude but the Harold is an impossibly charming, bearish ne’er-do-well who is trying very, very hard to do something, anything right. Of course I’m a goner. Very special, please seek this one out.

leahonfilmm (3.5★) · 276 likes

girls don’t want channing tatum, they want whatever’s wrong with cliff

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Topics

indie romance, Christmas movie, character study, Baltimore, hangout comedy, dramedy, sobriety, awkward charm, urban winter, emotional realism

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