The Watch (2012)

Movie · 2012 · Comedy, Action, Science Fiction · 1h 42m · R · English

Curator score: 0.2/10 (139.7K ratings)

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Overview

Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighborhood – and the world – from total extermination.

Ratings

Director

Akiva Schaffer

Production

21 Laps Entertainment

Cast

Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Erinn Hayes, Erin Moriarty, Jill Jane Clements, Will Forte, Mel Rodriguez, Doug Jones, Nicholas Braun, R. Lee Ermey, Joe Nuñez, Liz Cackowski, Johnny Pemberton, Sharon Gee, Eric Goins, Robert C. Sibley, Grace Fronebarger

Curator Review

Verdict

A broad, uneven suburban sci-fi comedy with a strong cast and a few solid laughs, but the script never fully commits to either the neighborhood-buddy dynamic or the alien-invasion premise. It plays more like a scattered studio comedy than a sharp genre mashup.

Best for

  • Viewers who like cast-driven comedies with improv energy
  • Fans of goofy suburban satire and product-placement jokes
  • People in the mood for a light, low-stakes alien-invasion premise

Skip if

  • You want tightly written jokes and consistent comic momentum
  • You dislike crude, aimless studio comedies
  • You expect the sci-fi premise to be used with real tension or originality

Overview

The Watch has an appealing setup: bored suburban dads, a neighborhood patrol, and aliens hiding in plain sight. The cast is capable of much better than the material, but there are still scattered laughs and a few inspired bits of absurdity that keep it from flatlining completely.

Worth noting

What holds it back is the tone. It keeps drifting between buddy comedy, raunchy hangout movie, and invasion parody without finding a confident rhythm. The result is a film with a funny premise and a few memorable lines, but not enough shape or escalation to fully land.

Bottom line

If you like comedies that feel loose, messy, and occasionally very funny in spite of themselves, it can be an easy watch. If you want a sharper genre send-up, this one is more of a near miss than a hidden gem.

Top Letterboxd reviews

Sam (3★) · 819 likes

andy samberg is credited as “casual wanker #1”

NothingRevealed (2★) · 521 likes

Always nice to see Richard Ayoade.

Mary Conti (2.5★) · 350 likes

I laughed every now and then, but that isn't the point. I am really tired of modern comedies like this. Comedy films that don't take the time to set up a joke, and are just poor excuses for funny sounding dialogue. Let's take a look at the other 2012 comedy that also had Jonah Hill in it: 21 Jump Street. What made that film so successful? Well... it realized that funny sounding dialogue just doesn't cut it enough nowadays. You… more

Logan Van Winkle (3★) · 329 likes

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards are not referenced in enough movies.

Connor · 226 likes

Hearing Alex the Lion say among us made my life

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Topics

sci-fi comedy, alien invasion, suburban satire, buddy comedy, raunchy humor, ensemble cast, midlife crisis, parody, 2010s comedy, light action

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